askbutterscotch:

i could see that. 

i would watch that.

(Source: marauderspygmypuff)

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

the-absolute-funniest-posts: hotanimegirl: did this broccoli just flip me off

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

:

How did these two even win the hunger games?

(Source: stay-together-always)

me doing a power point presentation in class

me doing a power point presentation in class

“

You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.

Daniel Franzese (via youthex)

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youngblackandvegan:

piecesofbird:

how to have a great beach bod: be an elephant

look at this happy mother fucker right here! :)

(Source: magicalnaturetour)

my to do list

1: you
“I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said ‘We saw your movie.’ ‘Which one?’ I said. He shouted ‘Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn’t like?’” 

“I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said ‘We saw your movie.’ ‘Which one?’ I said. He shouted ‘Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn’t like?’” 

(Source: packageofgirlyevil)